allhailthepumpkinqueen:

The fucking sound he makes kills me every time

(via queefsquad)

w4t3vr:

sexclaimes:

thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow:

sexclaimes:

First tattoo and couldn’t be happier.

On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool.
.. Not

You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I wanted to commemorate my best friend who died in a car accident 5 years ago. “Promise” was a word that we would say to one another. I chose my pinky because when we were younger we would always do the pinky promise thing.
So no, I don’t think I’m edgy or cool. What I think is that you should be respectful to other people before you fire off a dumb comment.

THIS POST IS EVERYTHING
persvade:
holly-draws-skeletons:

Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys! 
It’s transparent!

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 
light-smile-light-limb:

This is the most important post that has ever existed.

how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

(Source: cuntoxica, via thursdav)